Showing posts with label do your art. Show all posts
Showing posts with label do your art. Show all posts

Sunday, September 18, 2016

How my freaky feminism got me kicked off Facebook, why I'm on PATREON

Why are people so scared of dicks?

I know, there's too many dick pics being passed out online...  I get it.

The world is saturated with dicks, rape culture, power statues, all that stuff.  I get it....




 Picture by Captain Obvious......
 
So what if someone (like me) decided that one day, we should show the softer side to the hard and pressing reputation that dicks actually have?  

When you call someone a dick, it's like an insult...  but what if dicks were actually great, and had feelings too?

What if we needed to heal some of the dick trauma that all of us women have been through?  Because you know, they're kind of scary, and hairy....  and not so nice at times....

Well, I decided to heal my own dick trauma with a cartoon character named Enis.   Enis the Penis to be exact...






He's a shy fellow, but he will come around!  
He's sensitive and kind, and fun too!  
He's the perfect peen!  The kind of guy you really want to spend time with.


BUT NO.

People cannot deal with a drawing of a dick, or dicks, by a female.

It's only ok if you're a male, being a perv, or just someone who wants to draw dicks on pot holes to get the holes filled....


 This is great, after all....





Well, from what I can see here, and there's not much to see other than the same old misogyny, of women doing anything that men can do freely....  oh my poor little frail heart, what so ever shall I do?




Well, just so you know, you can enjoy Enis in all his glory, on my PATREON, he is a stand up kind of guy and likes the attention as well as OTHER SECRET STUFF exclusively from me ...

And it's not even expensive....  I can tickle your pickle like nobody else, and I have a lot locked up just waiting to be released!

JOIN ME HERE FOR EXCLUSIVE ENIS....  and other stuff too..

 https://patreon.com/theartofheatherstarr


Thanks again from the cockles of my heart,
Enis thanks you too...
and hopes you come again!

Thursday, March 17, 2016

Why you and your art, are like this guy from the 80's. WWRD?



You and your art, WWRD?

These are the things that your art will never do to you. Much like Rick Astley, your art will probably never do any of these things to you, which is good to know.
Therefore, it is always a good idea to keep doing your art.
You know it's always going to be after you to do it, much like a horny boyfriend. You know you can't give it up, much like a horny boyfriend.... or girlfriend :).
Your art is extremely loyal to you, and will never hurt you. It won't go running around on you behind your back, and tell you lies. Your art will never let you down, and desert you, because it's always with you. It's not going to. It's never going to make you cry, because you're happy to do it.
So, WWRD? And you should go and do your art :)