How my freaky feminism got me kicked off Facebook, why I'm on PATREON

Why are people so scared of dicks?

I know, there's too many dick pics being passed out online...  I get it.

The world is saturated with dicks, rape culture, power statues, all that stuff.  I get it....

 Picture by Captain Obvious......
 
So what if someone (like me) decided that one day, we should show the softer side to the hard and pressing reputation that dicks actually have?  

When you call someone a dick, it's like an insult...  but what if dicks were actually great, and had feelings too?

What if we needed to heal some of the dick trauma that all of us women have been through?  Because you know, they're kind of scary, and hairy....  and not so nice at times....

Well, I decided to heal my own dick trauma with a cartoon character named Enis.   Enis the Penis to be exact...

He's a shy fellow, but he will come around!  
He's sensitive and kind, and fun too!  
He's the perfect peen!  The kind of guy you really want to spend time with.


BUT NO.

People cannot deal with a drawing of a dick, or dicks, by a female.

It's only ok if you're a male, being a perv, or just someone who wants to draw dicks on pot holes to get the holes filled....


 This is great, after all....





Well, from what I can see here, and there's not much to see other than the same old misogyny, of women doing anything that men can do freely....  oh my poor little frail heart, what so ever shall I do?




Well, just so you know, you can enjoy Enis in all his glory, on my PATREON, he is a stand up kind of guy and likes the attention as well as OTHER SECRET STUFF exclusively from me ...

And it's not even expensive....  I can tickle your pickle like nobody else, and I have a lot locked up just waiting to be released!

JOIN ME HERE FOR EXCLUSIVE ENIS....  and other stuff too..

 https://patreon.com/theartofheatherstarr


Thanks again from the cockles of my heart,
Enis thanks you too...
and hopes you come again!

NEW !!! GREAT ENLIGHTING INTERVIEW WITH FAMOUS ARTIST ANTHONY FREDA

WE HAD A GREAT CONVERSATION today about politicking and other things.... ART.  
POLITICS.

Don't be fooled by the machine....

COME AND LISTEN and get a new idea.....

feed your mind...

LISTEN HERE
 http://rec001.freeconferencecalling.com/mp3/1344131/179983/LA3977_08152016130426795_1095886.mp3

and his website

you must see...

http://www.anthonyfreda.com/


THANK YOU ANTHONY!

 

NEW WORK #2 JEROME'S PLEA

 

Please let me live, so I can feel the sun on my face.

Jerome's Plea.

Jerome would have been euthanized for no reason.

Because that's what they do to animals when they're unwanted.

The reasoning behind that is their lives will be so much better when they're dead.

That makes no sense to me.

What a sad society.

I adopted Jerome, and all my cats.

I want them to feel the sun on their faces -

and live.

Most of my profit from the cat works will go to helping my local non kill shelter.

And perhaps even adopting another who wants to feel the sun a few more times. 

NEW WORKS FOR THE AUCTION

 

ORLANDO DISCONNECT 

This piece is about happiness and tragedy. 

 From afar,

it looks happy, and fun and colorful.

However if you look closely- you will see the wires are chewed, causing disconnection.

In every mass killing there is something gone awry, something severely disconnected.

People don't see it unless they look closer.

In my lifetime, the gay bars have probably been one of the most fun places to go.

Many of my friends and associates are gay.

Gay people are some of the best people on Earth.

To attack people that cannot defend themselves is the most

cowardly act someone could do, whether it be gay people,

children, people in a rock club, theater, etc.

Look closer.

Look for the disconnect,

and protect yourself and your beloveds.

I ask that you follow your intuition, and see the disconnect-

NEW PIECES.... tadaaa!

CAT ART at the WAM

http://www.worcesterart.org/exhibitions/meow/

That night was so fun and amazing, with so many cat art displays and amazing people.

And it's still there, if you want to check it all out, head up to the Worcester Art Museum, it's a very cool place.

and if you see this....  it's mine.   

 

Getting real with Ari of ARIBAND

Hey there everyone!

A chat with Ari of ARIBAND will brighten your day for sure, we lost the connection at the end but it's still a great chat, very eye opening!

FOLLOW ARIBAND on FACEBOOK
check out her music, LIVE in WORCESTER!

 https://www.facebook.com/ARIBAND-60211704536/timeline

MUSIC BY ARI
http://ariband.bandcamp.com/




our full chat is here, and to enjoy ari's music check out her facebook, and BULLDOZERHEALTH.ORG

 full talk here!  listen in!

 http://rec001.freeconferencecalling.com/mp3/1344131/179983/LA3977_05162016092441447_1072992.mp3

NEW! INTERVIEW WITH WENDY LOVE EDGE OF BULLDOZER HEALTH!!

Take a listen to this awesome interview with Wendy Love Edge of 
 http://www.bulldozerhealth.org/ 

Learn even more health news and find a way to have more alternative health in your life.

Great music, shows, benefits, and more!

Learn about cannabis, acupuncture, and other alternative health treatments --  people need health choices, and shouldn't have to pay out of pocket for it all, but we do!

LISTEN HERE AND don't forget to check out Bulldozer health on Twitter, FB and the website!   http://www.bulldozerhealth.org/

 Wendy is awesome and I'm so grateful she took the time out for a great chat!!


 http://rec001.freeconferencecalling.com/mp3/1344131/179983/LA3977_04212016143146785_1073872.mp3




 http://www.freeconferencecalling.com/recordings/Recording.aspx?fileid=LA3977_04212016143146785_1073872&bridge=179983&email=&accountid=1344131

Secrets of the AUTOMOTIVE WORLD with LUKE MALO of ADVANCED AUTO PERFORMANCE

NOW, secrets never before revealed from the automotive world!

By my own LUKE MALO of ADVANCED AUTO PERFORMANCE IN UXBRIDGE MA!


NOW, you can learn car secrets never before revealed, and more info on CAR SECRETS.  Learn about the inner workings of computerized cars.  Learn about what your 'emergency brake' is really for!  (parking brake)

Secrets about self driving vehicles, diesels, and more.
What is 'rolling coal' and why is it a nuisance?
What is it about windshields and radar?
Is it going to cost you more?
What about hackers and cars?


Start now- to learn about the car world and why it's important to you and your family, listen to this exclusive interview with this very elusive and private man, auto technician, and husband.

 http://rec001.freeconferencecalling.com/mp3/1344131/179983/LA3977_04122016155927930_1053303.mp3

click above, and the rss feed is the one below for all the amazing interviews!!!

http://www.freeconferencecalling.com/recordings/Recording.aspx?fileid=LA3977_04122016155927930_1053303&bridge=179983&email=&accountid=1344131


SPEAK WITH LUKE PERSONALLY ABOUT YOUR CUSTOM DIESEL TRUCK NEEDS, and other things too!

CALL the winning team here, and visit the site today.

 www.theautodoctor.net

508 278 6615 in UXBRIDGE MA.


I thank Luke for his time and his talents, and revealing car secrets to us, he will be back for questions in a few weeks or so.  Please direct questions to crazyassbooks@yahoo.com  thank you! 

Talk about life, with MARKUS HARRINGTON of CORVUSORACLE.NET

I want to share a very special person with you all, Markus Harrington.

He's just a wonderful guy, spiritual, amazing, witchy.

Someone I would count on for advice, and we've known each other for a long time.

We had a great talk, about life, and things here.  

He will tell you about his journey into the spirit realm with his heart surgery, and the wisdom he took away from that experience and so much more.

This is truly a remarkable conversation with a remarkable person~ and to get in touch with him, please visit his site 

 http://www.corvusoracle.net/


THIS IS THE TALK :)  you will enjoy his perspective, and 
his words of wisdom.

 click that link below, to listen in.

 http://rec001.freeconferencecalling.com/mp3/1344131/179983/LA3977_04112016095735350_1099458.mp3

NEXT TIME, with MARKUS-  let's have questions from our listeners who have questions...  for the spirit world, and more.

Send me your questions for Markus, and we will do live reads for you!  crazyassbooks@yahoo.com or reach out on his site as listed above.





ENJOY!

 http://www.freeconferencecalling.com/recordings/Recording.aspx?fileid=LA3977_04112016095735350_1099458&bridge=179983&email=&accountid=1344131

Listen to the exclusive interview with David Barron Hypnotist Extrordinaire AKA Dantalion Jones!!

So, for a long time I've studied alternative things such as mind control, alien worlds, conspiracy theories etc.

Yes, I'm a total nerd LOL.
BUT, being that nerd pays off because I actually got to speak with one of the greatest fellas ever, DAVID BARRON!

I knew him as "Dantalion Jones", but he's actually just a regular guy, who works with folks that would like to improve their lives with the process of hypnosis. 

Fascinating!  And so friggin cool!  I'm so grateful he took the time to talk with me this morning before the gym :)

Have a listen to our chat this morning and please reach out to him if you are thinking about doing hypnosis.  He is the expert!

Totally fascinating interview :) David Barron click here 
rss feed.

http://rec001.freeconferencecalling.com/mp3/1344131/179983/LA3977_04092016060031145_1096469.mp3


 click above to hear it!!! 

AMAZING!!

"What's the best you would do, on this Saturday morning?"

Thanks so much David and to reach out to him, all you have to do is search "Dantalion" in Youtube, 
more in this wonderful call, so have a listen!

 CLICK HERE FOR HYPNOSIS SECRETS AND CAT CHAT :) WITH DAVID BARRON

Wonderfleur

Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit

NEW spring themed art!

Now you can have a sweet and fun springtime piece in your home or office! Yay spring!

spring fling blooming canvas by shmooplife
See more Bloom Canvas Prints

NEW ART! for all the motorheads in your life!

Darkness Canvas Print by shmooplife
Check out more Motor Canvas Prints at Zazzle

I'm nuts about you....

i'm nuts about you canvas print by shmooplife
Look at other Nuts Canvas Prints at zazzle.com

SNEAKER PIMPS - "Spin Spin Sugar" (Armand's Dark Garage Mix) Music Must Haves #1

Sometimes you just have to take a deep breath, and listen to heavy rock, and get it done. LIFE TOXICITY and bullshit.

SO.



SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO GET IT DONE.

THE STUFF FOR YOUR SELF.





I could have just said I was too busy to connect and have thoughts and a program. I could say I was too busy to focus on getting my goals. That probably wouldn't get me my goals would it?

This call.

makes you think.

click on the red.

http://www.freeconferencecalling.com/recordings/Recording.aspx?fileid=LA3977_03242016150006003_1064063&bridge=179983&email=&accountid=1344131

take action now, and get the results you are looking for! The 5 minute fight :) or agreement!

Last week I posted about my class called "The 5 Minute Fight (or agreement)
It's important to know how to fight properly with your significant other, your kids, your boss, etc. or have an agreement, and this class can help with both!( this is especially important if you don't want your children to see you fighting with your spouse.) 



Truth is i only have limited space for 12 people to ensure the highest quality for the class.


what you will get-
the free template.
a new awareness of how to deal with the challenges in your relationships.
empowerment!
written positive outcomes for your relationships!
entry into the facebook group for support
the recording to save for ever!


Right now, it's $97 only until apr 1 then it will be $197.
enroll now by inboxing me and also get a free 15 min. coaching call with me. inbox or call me to take advantage of all of these!
508 733 5040.
Class is in april, by google hangouts or phone. fyi

Mind Control 1 - The Mechanics of Mind Control - Tools for the Awakening

WORK WITH ME this class is coming up in april- ON SALE ONCE THIS YEAR FOR HALF PRICE- two days only

 Are you a creative person in denial?

Is there someone else that lives in your body and wants to paint, draw, or dance?

Are you afraid of what might happen if you do these things?

You should be afraid of what will happen if you don't.

If you are in creative denial, or you just want to start somewhere every day, doing creative work than this is the class for you.

Why flip flopping on your art is like a bad boyfriend. You leave him, you go back, you leave him, you go back and nothing gets better, does it?

Why Rick Astley sets a good example instead of the naughty boyfriend.

You've always waited for the right time, 'when you're better at it'.

There is no 'right time'.

If you've tried to deny that you are an artist in any way, and that you fit into some excruciatingly small box life has given you, it's time to change that.

I believe that if we don't follow our art heart part of our lives, we die.

Not immediately, but some painful thing happens. Maybe a disease manifests,

not being satisfied with your life in that way can bring unsatisfactory results in other ways.

Denying your creativity is a slow and painful death.

It doesn't matter if you are a real estate agent, a grocery bagger, an architect, -you are creating something every day, and-

your full potential for creativity must manifest or else suffer the consequences.

Ask me. I know all about it. It sucked, it was painful and facing my issue took me 8 years.

I can help you in 5 weeks, and get you on that path to results, habit changes, and getting in touch with your unique gifts because you've been given them for a reason.

Talk to me today about this class I'm doing .....

In fact, the sooner the better as space is limited, and get the bonuses I have to offer,

NATURE AND NURTURE for inspiration....

interactive teleclass, with replays!!!

$497

contact me at crazyassbooks@yahoo.com 

Work with me. Call 508 733 5040

More Dick Cheney

I'm not Salvador Dali

I drew this, and I'm not Salvador Dali.
Nobody is, except Salvador.

I'm not Van Gogh, and I'm not Frieda.

I am who I am, and I make fucked up art.  

And that's ok because, I don't have to be any of those people to be super successful at what I do.  And I can be as fucked up as I want, and so can you.

I can name many examples of sheer craziness, inappropriateness, raunchy, and disgustingly hilarious cartoons and pieces of art that have 'great success'!  And I say that in my best Borat voice.

Below is a short list of highly inappropriate humorous cartoons that have made it, and there's more that I didn't mention.

You don't have to be the best animator, or the best artist, you just have to go for what you want.   Then, you can be the best at what ever you do.  

What comes out when your heart breaks open? The attic that you clean to have your yard sale....

I know I've had my heart break open numerous times. For a wide variety of reasons.
Each time I found something else there I wasn't expecting.
It's like the attic you clean out and you find all this stuff in there you didn't even realize was there.
Your grandmother's old china, and beliefs.
Your children's old schoolwork and the stories of parenting, and how you may have totally fucked up your kid somehow.
Gorgeous photos of things you used to do, that were so fun, but lost it's glitter somehow. It's always pretty when you're young, and now that you're older, you know what the saying means 'Youth is wasted on the young.' And it is. And fuck whomever said that.

Yeah, that older and wiser thing.

How much time you've wasted being afraid of other people's judgements. Oh, let me dust off that skeleton and take a look at it. Oh, well now I see more than likely they're just like me, or worse. So realistically who is anyone to judge me?

Regret that you didn't do enough for people. There's always that.

How much you actually loved that thing, you forgot about. How could you forget about that? Did you really even love it if you forgot? Or did someone else make you forget?

Well, anyways. You gotta clean this out. Either way. And maybe even put it up for sale.

Yard sale of the heart really, cuz some people's trash is another person's treasure!

And, all the great things you found that you still love, and want to keep. So, don't get rid of those.

Unicorn Farts

When a Unicorn Farts a rainbow fills the sky.

When someone wanted my pickle. Yes, my pickle- sounds a bit salty. Someone wants your pickle too!!!

Art. Life. Pickles. Seagulls. What does this even have to do with anything. HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE THINGS EVEN RELATED?
They are.
Who would want a pickle painting with a halo? Seriously.

You might feel like you're not worthy, or totally insane, or both. You might be creating things that make no sense. Seriously though. Someone, wanted my pickle painting. My friend Chris. He's a nice guy. HI CHRIS!
I don't even remember what the story was behind it, I think it was when I had a jar of pickles I wanted to get rid of and my husband (the one I almost killed on numerous occasions) drove down the BK parking lot where the seagulls were and decided that was a place to throw them outside. The seagulls were waiting there all the time, and it's like, they're soooo resilliant...

I really admire them for that. They're there, waiting for french fries, and pickles. They don't give up, they are consistent.


You make art, and you don't know why, or who it's for or why you even feel the need to do this? Like there is something wrong with you?

You have a condition, that no prozac will ever cure. It's called the Unrelenting Condition of Being Creative.
LISTEN TO THE CALL, and watch the actual video from the incident. IT happened, when the one of the seagulls swooped down, and snatched a pickle and it LANDED ON MY HUSBANDS TRUCK AND HE WAS NOT HAPPY :( AT ALL. Very very uptight, he was back then.


How did I know these days would have soooo much to teach me?


HERE IS THE CALL -- I actually talked for a long time and didn't hit the button... OMG.

http://www.freeconferencecalling.com/recordings/Recording.aspx?fileid=LA3977_03172016130745744_1098203&bridge=179983&email=&accountid=1344131

Not only that BUT here is the actual day I SPEAK OF... when I pissed my husband off with a pickle....

Now that, is a beautiful pickle!

Why you and your art, are like this guy from the 80's. WWRD?

You and your art, WWRD?

These are the things that your art will never do to you. Much like Rick Astley, your art will probably never do any of these things to you, which is good to know.
Therefore, it is always a good idea to keep doing your art.
You know it's always going to be after you to do it, much like a horny boyfriend. You know you can't give it up, much like a horny boyfriend.... or girlfriend :).
Your art is extremely loyal to you, and will never hurt you. It won't go running around on you behind your back, and tell you lies. Your art will never let you down, and desert you, because it's always with you. It's not going to. It's never going to make you cry, because you're happy to do it.
So, WWRD? And you should go and do your art :)

When you're on your last straw....

If you're anything like me, and have someone you had been fighting with for a long time, and it was going nowhere fast, you know you want to have that person in your life still, but you don't know what to do or how to resolve problems.

That was me, us. For 5 years now, or maybe even six.
2016, was it for me-- myself.
Couldn't take from being a best friend to being someone I wanted to rip his balls off. Daily, actually.
I thought about this daily.
Don't judge, cuz I know you are out there, the same as me. Wanting to save or repair a relationship, but wanting isn't the same as doing, and you can want til the pigs fly but that doesn't mean shit.
Listen to this call, this can help anyone who is in severe conflict with someone, in 5 or 10 minutes really.
I wanted to kill my husband, every day. Or myself.
Obviously I would never do exactly that but I would leave. I would. But I didn't. I found a way to express and hear, and it fucking works. The link is here, so take advantage and listen. The bonus is that I can send you this report on it, for free because I know it can help people resolve and work out conflicts. email me, or sign up on the right in the boxes for your report, on HOW THIS WORKS.

http://www.freeconferencecalling.com/recordings/Recording.aspx?fileid=LA3977_03162016171502379_1095799&bridge=179983&email=&accountid=1344131

what does art have to do with rick rolling?

One of the most painful things ever.

Being with someone who will never understand you.

Holding on to lost days- Things that used to be- realizing what is now instead.

Wanting to go forward and being held back.

Watching someone do the same thing over and over and getting the same result-

Wanting to set the world on fire - but you're out of matches.

Misunderstanding the one you want to understand.

Nothing seems to change - no matter what you do about it.

'Love notes' that turn to 'friend notes'.

More mistakes and misunderstandings.

Holding on to anger.

Begging and pleading- only to be unheard.

Could have- should have- having another chance - probably would have-if

Given another chance.

Knowing I have to understand myself a lot better- 

To understand others.

Hearts are fragile- don't break them.

Hearts can be broken and feel hopeless. Only if we knew how to handle them, perhaps we wouldn't break them so much.

5 tips to being creative when you're not feeling it.

1. Listen to music, and dance around.
2. Eat something, but don't just chew it up, and swallow it- savor the flavor. Who or what does it remind you of?
3. Watch something funny. Like, really funny. Funny enough to make you LOL for real. 4. Look outside, or even better, GO OUTSIDE. There's always inspiration in nature. 5. Do the opposite of what you're trying to do. If you are stuck trying to create a bag for the perfect picnic, and you just can't think of anything... Make the ultimate bag for a picnic nightmare.... you might like the end result better.... :) Good luck!

Killing your troll #1

Controll.

Troll.

This is my troll. Looks harmless enough, right? Well, they're called 'Trolls' for a reason, and this fucker MUST DIE.


I know this sounds harsh and violent, and it is. I can elaborate here. On this page and this recording- and I'm going to tell you exactly who he is, how to find him, and how to kill him. And why.

One of the reasons it's important to do this first is because your personal troll might be - probably is blocking your progress, in your life. ANY AREA of your life could be affected because of this.
Having any type of blockage - especially troll blockage - could seriously negatively effect your life goals.

LISTEN TO MY TROLL TALK HERE AT THIS LINK fast forward a minute-
http://www.freeconferencecalling.com/recordings/Recording.aspx?fileid=LA3977_03102016163454836_1083157&bridge=179983&email=&accountid=1344131
for questions about dealing with your troll, contact me at crazyassbooks@yahoo.com

Yes, I do listen to Marilyn Manson.

Flaws into Fabulousness

My flaw is now my fabulousness-

Maybe it wasn't a flaw to begin with.

#this

https://www.virgin.com/richard-branson/turning-flaws-fortes

Directions for hearts.-

Directions for hearts canvas print by shmooplife
View other Shmooplife Canvas Prints

DIRECTIONS
FILL ONLY WITH LOVE
DO NOT SQUEEZE TOO TIGHT OR LET GO TOO LONG
OVERFILLING DOES NOT CONSTITUTE BREAKAGE
EACH ONE IS UNIQUE, SIZE AND SHAPE MAY VARY



are you having trouble finding the art in your heart? contact me at 508 733 5040 to go forward :)

Art sites and usage.

There's a few art sites out there that will print, do canvases, wood, t shirts, etc. I find that if I have to be on the site for 2 and a half hours each upload, and the settings don't work, or some situation that cancels out my time from actually making art, I just don't use that site.
What I have found is there are a few great sites, with great community, and all the feels and nice things -- just like social media sites.
However, for the most part I just want to create a quality product for my buyers. - A nice gift for a friend. - A great package of thank you cards, and I want it to be quick and easy-- and that site for me is Zazzle.
I can literally go on, make a product, it's for sale in about 5 minutes and could be at my door in a few days. The ease of use when making products is that even a caveman could do it, literally.
Some have a different opinion, but everything I've ever gotten from that site has been really great. FYI.

Where did you get that IMAGINATION anyway?

I've always had it.
People ask, where do I get it?
It's just there, waiting to be summoned, like a genie in a bottle.
lookie here. Can be used for good or evil... hmmmm..
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jinn
Some people say they 'have no imagination.' I beg to differ.
Maybe they just haven't used it in a long time, they forgot how.
if you have forgotten how to use your imagination, and you would like to go further, contact me today at crazyassbooks@yahoo.com

Killing the Troll.

I started this at the end. I kept seeing the troll in my dreams. He kept fucking with me. Bringing me back to all the old shit I didn't want to be dragged through again.
The name calling, the harassment, the awful feelings. I began to fight him. I think the first few times I held back. Then I killed him.
I wasn't sad really. Then, I realized, I had to keep killing him. It was my job to bash this fuckers brains in. I had to. Now, whenever I see the troll, I tell him he must die.
Let us all kill our own trolls, ok.
It only frees us from them, and makes them not a troll anymore.
They will pop up from time to time, so, kill the troll, cross the bridge. Live on.
If you need help finding your own troll and you want to work with me, reach out at crazyassbooks@yahoo.com